style.comYou are the best thing to come out of Milan since some historical event that happened in Milan that I should probably know about but don't. You are, in Katy Perry's words, so wrong and so right. While we're still quoting Zooey Deschanel DNA thieves that made a bad song about kissing a girl and caught a break, someone call a doctor, got a case of love disorder (beautiful, no?). Your mohawk is more gorgeous than any I've ever seen, and I say this as someone who has sadly been many acquainted with a number of kids that put Darwin fish stickers on their guitars and wear Led Zeppelin tshirts over long sleeves (that their moms bought them from Old Navy, just sayin). I am completely tired of all this "feminine" and "sophisticated woman" stuff that happens every fall-I'm not even a woman and am already sick of being one! Sarah Palin didn't help this either. Nor did this movie.
Anyway, I feel revived, thanks to you. THIS is what women need. Strong, chunky heels that can double as a weapon but still maintain a somewhat girly place with their mary jane strap. The pink color is especially great.
Prada shoes, I would like to add that if you get wasted at a bunch of afterparties my door is always open. Just trip on over to my doorstep and you can come in. It'll be really lax at my place, ISATs are this week so we'll just be chillin, me and my dog. Chillin and eatin some pizza and watchin some Seinfeld (note how I cut the 'g' off of every one of those words to emphasize how lax it will be. It will be very chill. And lax.)
Thank you. Also please marry me.
Yours foreverrrrrrr,
Tavi
P.S. I love you.
P.P.S. That movie was completely depressing. I cried for about an hour after watching it because it is about a woman that takes a box of her husbands ashes out to karaoke and because Kathy Bates makes me proud.
P.P.P.S. But I still love you.
P.P.P.P.S. Just in case you are wondering, I normally do not reference that many bad romantic comedy movies in one post.
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPS <3
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